dijous, 12 de març de 2009

Antiluxúria

La Bibi Andersen i la Marina Rossell.

L'halitosi. O pitjor encara: la fortor ofensiva, repugnant i fètidament mentolada que desprèn la boca d'aquells halitòsics que es pensen que la putrefacció bucal es pot dissimular mastegant xiclets de clorofil·la.

El Felip Puig i el Josep Huguet.

El telèfon que sona quan estàs fent l'amor. O pitjor encara: el timbre de la porta que sona quan estàs fent l'amor.

La Betty Missiego (déu l'hagi perdonada)

Uns peus amb aquelles boletes negres de ronya entre els dits.

Un altre cop el Felip Puig.

La pregunta: has tingut darrerament contacte amb cabres?

I sobretot, sobretot, sobretot, l'expressió: vine aquí i toca'm les metes.

18 comentaris:

XeXu ha dit...

Aquesta frase del final és una expressió que només li he sentit dir a ma mare... alerta, vull dir això d'anomenar 'metes' als pits, no fotem. Per tant, sí, és antiluxúria 100 %.

zel ha dit...

Jo també!!!! Només ho deia la mare i l'àvia...jollons, no pots dir mamelles?

Zincpiritione ha dit...

XeXu, doni molts records a la seva mare de part meva.

zel, diguem-ne mamelles, o tetes, o pits, o popes, o com sigui, però METES NO! sisplau!!!

Jordi ha dit...

Al Pallars en diuen Popes i popar vol dir mamar (de la popa, evidentment). Ostres, això de les metes ho sentia jo quan era petit.

Per cert, avui també post d'aquest d'expedient X, no?

Aida ha dit...

doncs perdona, pero l'halitosi emmascarada i els peus ronyosos superen les metes... no només són antiluxuriosos, és que són antitot!

Què t'anava a dir ha dit...

OK a lo de Felip Puig. Que sapigueu que sé de bona tinta que és un pitxes i que si ets dona i Felip Puig se t'acosta t'has d'arrambar a la paret i tapar-te... les metes.

Agnès S. ha dit...

Per mi, el pitjor son els pels llargs que surten del nas.

Modgi ha dit...

Descobrir que allò que semblava una noia molt masculina és, en realitat, un nano molt femení. I les tites en general.

Anna Tarambana ha dit...

El soroll de l'ampolla de sabó quan s'està a punt d'acabar i tu apretes és molt antiluxuriós... Tot i que també em ve al cap la paraula "ubres"... :S Hasta pitjor que "metes"...

Anònim ha dit...

Qui no és foti calent amb el Felip Puig és que és endarrerit mental

Jordi Casanovas ha dit...

ai uix, en Felip Puig...

Adria ha dit...

La família sempre m' ha acusat de ser exagerat amb la meva ràbia infinita a la Marina Rosell (i al darrera hi aniria els gorgoritos d'en Manel Serrat). Finalment algú em compren!

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